Money can buy you a house But not a home.
It can buy you a Bed But not sleep.
It can buy you a Clock But not time.
It can buy you a Book But not knowledge
It can buy you a Position But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine But not Health
It can buy you Blood But not Life
It can buy Sex But not Love
So you see, money isn't everything.
The best things in life can't be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying.
I tell you this because I am your friend.
And as your friend I want to take away all your needless pain and suffering.....
So,... SEND ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND I WILL SUFFER FOR YOU. No thanks will be necessary, I will do this out of the kindness of my heart. Actually, I should just thank you in advance for letting me suffer for you.